The reason

The reason you’re not successful in life is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason girls don’t like you is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason guys don’t like you is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason you’re a bad dancer is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason you care that you’re a bad dancer is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason your career is a failure is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason your dog wishes you’d die is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason your parents tell their friends that “you’re still figuring out who you are” is because you ride four-strokes.

The reason your friends laugh at you behind your back is because you ride four-strokes.

It’s that time again.  Sunday, 18 September.  Gas up the stinkwheel, and join Sang-Froid Riding Club for our 16th Annual Two Stroke Ride.

We’ll be meeting up in St. Johns at the appropriately named 2-Stroke Coffee shop around 10am and heading across the Bridge and up into the hills around noon.

Lunch and liquid refreshments will be at Helvetia Tavern (10275 NW Helvetia Rd Hillsboro, OR 97124) around 1pm.
On the way back to town, we’ll be stopping in at Skyline Tavern ( 8031 NW Skyline Blvd Portland, OR 97229) to fire up the grill and throw some ‘shoes.

Redeem yourself.

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